Jenna Dewan Got Channing Tatum The Cutest Birthday Present Ever

The Tatum family is a little bit country, but in a way that's more fun, sexy Clampett than glittery, terrifying Osmond.

Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan Tatum and the couple's daughter, Everly, celebrated the actor's 36th birthday on a camping trip complete with a tin-can trailer and charming lawn furniture.

When the Tatums were finished taking cute-as-hell Instagram photos in front of the camper, Jenna surprised her husband with a cute-as-hell birthday present.

Channing shared a snap of Cajun, a rescue horse whose name is adorable, even though it makes the horse sound like delicious food.

Just don't spend a lot of time dwelling on that part, I guess.

The “Hail, Caesar!” star took Cajun for a ride wearing a look he called “Braveheart paint by Evie.”

Happy birthday, Channy Tater. Please, don't stay in the woods forever.