This Sexy Soccer Player Rihanna Kissed Is Winning On And Off The Field (Photos)

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Anyone who cares even the tiniest bit about Rihanna knows she is a Kevin Trapp superfan.

Today, the self-dubbed "Trapp Queen" posted a photo to Instagram of the Paris Saint-Germain goalkeeper gifting her a signed jersey.

In case you didn't take a moment to low-key stalk the scrumptious German athlete, I did the legwork for you.

He's not afraid to take a hit.

He's literate.

He cleans up quite nicely.

He's a man of the people.

He knows New York is the greatest, most profane city in the world.

He's proud to indulge his basic side.

Seriously, though.

He…

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