Life has no purpose, and love is dead.
Atone now for your sins; this is clearly the end of days.
The first two horsemen of the apocalypse arrived, and they've chosen to ascend to our world in the forms of big-shot Hollywood divorce attorneys.
The couple, who has three sons together, started dating in 1995 when Stefani's band, No Doubt, opened for Rossdale's band, Bush, during a tour.
There is speculation Stefani filed for divorce because she believed Rossdale was cheating on her, Daily Mail reports.
The Internet is rightfully losing its mind over this earth-shattering news.
YEAH, I KNOW.
There's no way Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale filled for divorce. They were a great couple with beautiful kids #GwenStefani #GavinRossdale — Rachel Mary Barr (@RobynBarr96) August 4, 2015
You and me both, @stacherlol.
Wondering if I can take off work today to mourn Gwen Stefani's divorce — Soleil (@stacherlol) August 4, 2015
I don't want to talk about it.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce because apparently love doesn't exist anymore. — Neil McNeil (@Neil_McNeil) August 3, 2015
Are we really lovely underneath it all, Gwen?!! ARE WE?!?! Because we sure don't feel that way!
Gwen Stefani is getting a divorce. Someone cuddle me while I cry to Simple Kind of Life/Running/Underneath It All — Benji (@benarmishaw) August 3, 2015
It's not unusual to have feelings. I'm with you.
Unusually saddened about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's divorce. — Ed Button (@edb87) August 4, 2015
These feelings are correct, unless your mom and dad are Jada and Will. Then these are only partially correct feelings.
I'm more upset about Gavin and Gwen splitting up more than my own parents' divorce. — kris ☀ ️ (@YouStayClassy_) August 4, 2015
The end is nigh!
Ben & Jen, Blake & Miranda, Gwen & Gavin, now Reba & Narvel? WHAT IS HAPPENING? #celebritycrushed — Melea M. (@MeleaAdrianna) August 4, 2015
Such a great point, Felicia. SUCH a great point.
My only thought when I saw the Gwen Stefani divorce thing, "Oh wow, he seemed supportive of her through the braces years so that's sad." — Felicia Day (@feliciaday) August 4, 2015
Is it possible to not use a heavy enough emoji? I feel like this should have come with a heavier emoji.
and there goes another one! Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce! — DanielleMonaro (@DanielleMonaro) August 4, 2015
This is our Normandy.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's divorce is a modern day tragedy. — Bree (@breegashparac) August 4, 2015
Let's just all get through today. Small victories.
Citations: People are losing it over this Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale divorce news (USA Today), Gwen Stefani ended her marriage because she believed husband Gavin Rossdale was 'cheating on her' (Daily Mail)