If our nation ever spirals into a cut-throat, blood-bath "Hunger Games"-style dystopia, I would bet my life's earnings Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks would outlive us all.
Luckily, sans dystopia, their immortal presence is growing every day.
A year ago, Tyra Banks confirmed her and Lindsay's Disney Channel movie, "Life-Size," would be made into a sequel.
There is no one else that can play Eve but me, thank you very much! I'm just joking with you, but yes, I am going to be Eve.
Tyra, you jokester!
"Life-Size 2" takes place 17 years after the original film and is set to air on Freeform December 2018. Tyra will obviously reprise her role as Eve in addition to being an executive producer.
But what about Lindsay?
Tyra recently shared a message to her former co-star to E! news.
I would love for Lindsay to do something! Like, Lindsay, the last time I saw you was, I don't know how many years ago — Every time I see her she gives me a hug like it was back in the day, like she's 10 years old again — I would love for you to come back and do something for 'Life-Size,' will you? Will you?
Individually, Tyra and Lindsay are separate car crashes who teeter between grossly unlikable and idols to be worshipped.
Together, they are a firework display of painfully self-absorbed women who desperately want the world to know just how selfless they really are.
Recently, Lindsay Lohan adopted a random accent that truly gave all of us a new reason to live. In addition to her innovations in the English language, LiLo revealed she's starting a nightclub and sending energy drinks to refugees because that's a thing.
Tyra Banks peaked a few years back that time she screamed at an "America's Next Top Model" contestant who she was rooting for (AND WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR).
Let's all pray Lindsay hears Tyra's words and is willing to shine bright, shine far and be a star again.