If you've ever dreamt about Ryan Reynolds' bare butt (we all have, don't lie), then I have quite the treat for you.
Ryan Reynolds, who plays the "heroic" Deadpool in the Marvel movie of the same name, released a teaser for "Deadpool 2" and it already looks better than the first one.
Why? Because he strips naked in the teaser almost immediately, and we can't look away.
TBH, "Deadpool 2" is already my favorite movie for this very reason.
Really, though, the film looks funny AF and the trailer is getting us pumped up to see some Deadpool action... and butt.
Before we talk about Reynolds' bare bottom being pressed against the glass inside a photo booth in the middle of the street (yes, that happens), let's take a look at the rest of the trailer.
It begins with Deadpool walking down the street in a hooded sweatshirt, doing the whole "superhero in disguise thing."
Moments later, he hears a robbery taking place and decides to take action.
Responding to the criminal, he says,
Not on my watch, motherfucker.
Quickly, Reynolds rushes to a phonebook in the middle of the street and begins his painfully slow transformation into Deadpool.
While he's trying to change into his superhero costume, he runs into a few minor setbacks that significantly delay the process of saving someone's life.
The best part of the trailer, however, comes in the middle of his transformation when he's changing.
During his ongoing struggle to strip inside the booth, he presses his butt against the glass and it's almost impossible to look away.
LOOK AT THAT BUTT. IT'S RYAN REYNOLDS' BUTT.
I wonder how Blake Lively feels about this scene.
Once he's finally done getting dressed, he delays his heroic escapades even more by calling some dude named Laird about his costume.
And then, he hears a gunshot and realizes he might've taken a little too long getting prepared for the saving spree (oops).
Still, he rushes to the scene and dramatically runs across the street with hopes that he isn't too late.
Unfortunately, he was. And the man he was hoping to save is dead by the time he gets there.
Naturally, Deadpool sat down next to him and lounged on his torso, eating the dead man's pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
(It's Cherry Garcia, in case you were wondering.)
Yup. If that's not a total Deadpool move, then I don't know what is.
The teaser has been playing as a preview before Hugh Jackman's "Logan," which just came out in theaters this week. But Ryan did us a solid by releasing it for the whole world to see.
"Deadpool 2" is rumored to hit theaters next year, and I don't know about you, but I'm excited to see Ryan Reynolds' butt on the big screen.
I'm excited about the rest of the movie too, I promise!