Woman Proves Real-Life 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Sex Doesn't Always Work

We're less than a week away from the release of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" film. Everybody, freak the f*ck out!

Before you go totally batsh*t crazy, you should check out this hilarious "Fifty Shades" sketch from Vanessa Bayer of "SNL."

In the bit, Bayer tries to goad random dudes in an elevator into participating in kinky, BDSM sex acts.

Although those attempts don't exactly go over so well, they do make for a funny and topical sketch.

Weirdly, this is actually an Audi commercial, but that shouldn't really hamper your enjoyment. Give it a look up top.