Emma Watson Released A New 'Beauty And The Beast' Poster That's Pure Magic
Let's face it. We need something to distract us all from the terrifying reality that is Donald Trump winning the election.
Thankfully, Emma Watson just gave our eyes a beautiful present in the form of a new, magical "Beauty and the Beast" poster ahead of the live-action remake's release.
I was going to make a joke about how "Beauty and the Beast" accurately summarizes Melania and Donald Trump, but honestly, this picture has me stunned.
Emma posted the above poster on Twitter along with this caption:
So happy to show all of you the new teaser poster for Beauty and the Beast! I hope you like it. Love Emma x @beourguest @thatdanstevens
You hope we like it? Emma, we're fucking jazzed about this atmospheric poster. That ray of light falling on you and the Beast mid-dance is perhaps the only ray of light our nation has right now.
Plus, you in that famous yellow dress will probably be more cinematically iconic than Hermione's Yule Ball gown.
And as a huge "Harry Potter" fan, that is something I do not say lightly.
Oh, and to all those Beast body-shamers out there: Cool your goddamn jets. The Beast is supposed to look like, you know, a beast. Also, were you attracted to him in the animated film?
If so, that's a checkmark for both a cartoon fetish and bestiality.
Anyway, can you believe that this March will all be listening to Emma Watson singing "Belle?" It really doesn't get any better than that.
Right now, I'm sick of this provincial life! I want "Beauty and the Beast" to be out in theaters NOW.
I might just march over to Disney, knock on their door and say, "Hello, Disney? We need to chat. You've got some 'splainin' to do."
Come on! Who's with me?!
No one? Really?
Citations: New Teaser Poster For Beauty And The Beast Revealed (ComicBook.com)