Who cares if we didn't really go to the moon or the government knows aliens exist; Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling allegedly hiding the birth of their baby might be the greatest cover-up of all time.
According to TMZ, Mendes and Gosling reportedly delivered their baby two weeks ago at Providence St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica, California.
In a birth certificate (again, allegedly) obtained by TMZ, the baby, named Amada Lee Gosling, was born on April 29 at 8:03 am. The birth certificate apparently lists the parents as Eva De La Caridad Mendez and Ryan Thomas Gosling.
Obviously, this Hollywood birth flew way, way under the radar of just about every major news outlet known to mankind. But how did they pull it off?
Some paparazzi photos show Mendes leaving various events in recent weeks either totally covered up or holding a large bag in front of her stomach. While this isn't definitive proof she and Gosling carefully hid the birth of their second child, it does lead one to think they had a solid plan all along.
Let's start a slow clap for Amada's clever parents while at the same time hoping Esmerelda doesn't mind sharing her middle name with her new baby sister -- allegedly.
Then again, there's always room on the table for one more crazy conspiracy theory...