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People Are Pissed Disney Forgot This Classic For Its Upcoming Movie Marathon

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Attention, 20-something women everywhere: Disney Channel is airing 51 of its original movies for a Memorial Day weekend marathon.

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill. We're not just talking "High School Musical" and "The Cheetah Girls," either.

No, no, no. There's so much more than that. This sh*t is legit. We're talking "Stuck in the Suburbs," we're talking "Halloweentown," we're talking  the god damn cinematic masterpiece that is "Motocrossed."

This seems like a nearly flawless situation, right? WRONG.

Disney Channel, you were so close, you really were. And I give you props for all the fantastic movies you're featuring (hello, "Cadet Kelly" is a work of genius). But, y'all really screwed up on one thing.

Take a close look at the schedule. Notice anything missing?

DISNEY CHANNEL FREAKIN' FORGOT THE DISNEY CHANNEL ORIGINAL CLASSIC, "THE LUCK OF THE IRISH."

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Listen. "The Luck of the Irish" is incredible. I mean, the kid literally turns into a leprechaun but still wins his school's basketball championship. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

It's been 15 years since that film graced our television screens in 2001, and I want to see it again, dammit.

And I'm not the only one. The people are NOT PLEASED, Disney Channel.

You were so close, Disney, but you really hecked up. You really did.

As a redhead, I am personally offended this "Teen Beach Movie" nonsense made the cut over not my favorite Irish pride film.

This is an outrage, frankly. Whom do I call?

Give the people what they want: magical teen leprechaun basketball players!!!

Seriously, this is bull crap. I mean, I'm still gonna watch every second of it, but I'm going to be very mad about it.

Look at the complete yet woefully incomplete schedule below.

Friday, May 27

10:00 am -- "Kim Possible: So the Drama" 11:20 am -- "Read It and Weep" 12:55 am -- "Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior" 2:40 pm -- "Jump In!" 4:15 pm -- "Lemonade Mouth" 6:15 pm -- "Zapped" 8:00 pm -- "High School Musical 2" 9:55 pm -- "The Cheetah Girls 2" 11:45 pm -- "Zenon the Zequel" 1:25 am -- "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" 2:55 am -- "Twitches Too" 4:25 am -- "Alley Cats Strike!"

Saturday, May 28

6:25 am -- "You Wish!" 8:05 am -- "The Proud Family Movie" 9:50 am -- "Quints" 11:25 am -- "Horse Sense" 1:10 pm -- "Cow Belles" 2:50 pm -- "Twitches" 4:30 pm -- "The Even Stevens Movie" 6:15 pm -- "Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie" 8:00 pm -- "Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam" 9:50 pm -- "Princess Protection Program" 11:30 pm -- "The Cheetah Girls: One World" 1:05 am -- "Zenon: Z3" 2:40 am -- "Halloweentown High" 4:20 am -- "The Thirteenth Year"

Sunday, May 29

6:00 am -- "Right On Track" 7:45 am -- "Full-Court Miracle" 9:35 am -- "Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off" 11:20 am -- "Brink!" 1:10 pm -- "Double Teamed" 2:55 pm -- "Rip Girls" 4:35 pm -- "Motocrossed" 6:20 pm -- "Cloud 9" 8:00 pm -- "Teen Beach 2" 9:55 pm -- "Bad Hair Day" 11:40 pm -- "How to Build a Better Boy" 1:20 am -- "Pixel Perfect" 2:55 am -- "The Other Me" 4:30 am -- "Genius"

Monday, May 30

10:00 am -- "Stuck in the Suburbs" 11:30 am -- "Halloweentown' 1:05 pm -- "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" 2:55 pm -- "Smart House" 4:25 pm -- "High School Musical" 6:15 pm -- "Camp Rock" 8:00 pm -- "Descendants" 10:05 pm -- "Teen Beach Movie" 11:55 pm -- "Cadet Kelly" 1:50 am -- "The Cheetah Girls" 3:35 am -- "Johnny Tsunami"

Whatever, Disney Channel. I'll see you Memorial Day weekend anyhow because who am I kidding, you own my soul.

Citations: DISNEY CHANNEL TO AIR 4-DAY, 51-MOVIE DCOM MARATHON (Nick and More)