Guys, guys, guys. Obviously, people pretending to know what's up while clearly lacking even a fraction of an idea of what's up is hilarious, but we as a society need to be better.
We need to learn to say,
I have no f*cking clue what's happening right now. I didn't vote today. I don't know what the new iPhone looks like.
When Charlotte Rampling was nominated for an Academy Award, I knew I should Google her in the bathroom before I shared my opinion on her candidacy, but I didn't. I just started talking… super loudly.
Until we commit to this level of transparency, Jimmy Kimmel will keep finding us, keep asking us questions we don't truly know the answers to and keep broadcasting our bold efforts to nonstop front on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” segments.
Be the change you wish to see in late-night television. Admit you have no idea what's going on in the world.