I'm going to going on record saying that if there is one baby I'm consistently jealous of it's Luna Legend.
Before you get super weird about me being jealous of a baby, just hear me out.
Look at this family she gets to hang out with all the damn time! The Legend-Teigens are the number one easiest-going family in the country and arguably the eighth hottest -- falling right above the Beckhams and right below the Obamas. With all those beautiful sights just walking around the house, it's like that baby's eyes are always on a gorgeous scenic vacation!
OK, OK, OK, OK, I get it. That last sentiment was kind of weird. The concept of a 26-year-old man being jealous of vacation baby eyes is super creepy, but look at these family photos posted by Chrissy Teigen's mom on Instagram.
Vacation baby eyes, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?
Even the houses that baby gets to be in are fantastic. This is the most aesthetically open room I've ever seen.
Goddamn this couple is too perfect.
F*ck. I wanna be this baby sooooo bad.