Happy Father's Day, everyone: Chris Pratt's son is cuter than yours.
Sorry for the harsh reality, but it's probably true.
God bless whatever beautiful PR person finally convinced Chris Pratt to get an Instagram, or the world may have never known just how adorable his and Anna Faris's son Jack is.
Jack, who is now 3 years old, had a rough start when he was born nine weeks premature in 2012. At the time, Chris and Anna were scared for his health, but thankfully, he's now healthy and happy hamming it up on the social medias.
And don't even get me started on how cute Chris Pratt is as a dad. True, he might not have the dad bod anymore, but I forgive him because he's winning the dad game in every other category.
Most especially and importantly: Posting cute Instagrams of his son! Let's dive in, shall we?
First of all, those glasses. SO CUTE.
NO. Don't you DARE pair those Harry Potter glasses with an adorable lighting bolt sweatshirt. MY POOR NERDY HEART CAN'T TAKE THAT.
Warning: Only watch this video of Chris teaching his son how to fish if you are in a safe space for make loud cooing and squealing noises.
Jack is just as cute without the glasses, too. Look at that beautiful smile! He's so happy about the rainbow! Gah!!!
Now he has a bucket on his head while coloring! To raise awareness for World Prematurity Day! I'M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE!
Look at him seeing "The Wizard of Oz" for the first time! He's about to meet the Tin Man! I'M SORRY, I'M JUST SO HAPPY FOR HIM!
Nope, this one is too much. I don't even have anything to add.
But seriously, congratulations to Chris and Anna on their unfairly beautiful son.
And a very Happy Father's Day to you, Chris Pratt! Let me know if you guys ever need a babysitter. I promise I'll tone it down for Jack. Maybe.