Chris Pratt Is The Sexiest Cowboy Ever In The Trailer For His Latest Movie

If you want to have a baby in the next five minutes, then I suggest you take a seat.

The new trailer for "The Magnificent Seven" was just released, and it stars the hunkalicious Chris Pratt.

It's a western film about cowboys and sh*t. Honestly, I can't even pretend I know what happened in the two-minute preview because my eyes (and mind) were just focused on one thing.

Chris f*cking Pratt.

I mean, DAMN. My ovaries just exploded into billions of pieces. I apologize for the visual, but he just became the father of my children, so this is a pretty big deal for me.

In the clip above, Pratt plays a cowboy. But, not just ANY cowboy -- THE SEXIEST, HOTTEST-PIECE-OF-SEX COWBOY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Seriously, somebody help me.

Oh my God, it's just too much.

Holy sh*t, THAT WINK.

I didn't think I was ready to carry a human inside of me, but after watching Chris Pratt's baby-making performance, I know I'm ready. I know he's the one.

I can't wait for the movie to hit theaters so I can watch it on the big screen. Actually, that may be kind of dangerous considering the fact I'll probably go unconscious two minutes in.

Whatever. I'm ready for you, baby. Before this movie, I was just a girl, but now, I'm a woman... and I'm yours.