Ah, young love. Is there anything like it? Who doesn't remember those days and nights spent locking mouth holes with the one you swore you would love forever?
Oh, the places that you'll hoe.
The places I haven't made out at are few and far in between. I've let another person put their tongue in my mouth at movie theaters, bars, Forever 21 changing rooms, a bodega freezer, inside the ticket booth at Port Authority at 42nd and 8th...
But the closest I've gotten to making out on a luxury yacht would be macking on a face in a shipping container a few yards down from the port.
Marina Del Rey? More like Selena Del BAE.
This is probably one of the classiest Valentine's Days ever -- The Weeknd definitely has a romantic side.
Personally, I don't get on a boat with any romantic interest without a life vest because I have experienced far too many failed murder attempts trying to get life insurance they have taken out on me. You live and learn.
The yacht Leight Star rents for $85,000 a week, which if my math is correct, would pay for over six years worth of my rent.
On Sunday, The Weeknd performed at the Grammys and attended a number of after parties with his girlfriend Selena.
But if these smoochin' pictures are to be believed, the shade didn't affect the couple's getaway at all. If anything, it just showed off how butt hurt Bieber may be that his first love has moved on to someone a little bit mature.
Anyway, do your V-Day plans include a yacht? Mine include a yacht of alcohol! Haha, get it? Like "a lot" except "a yacht."