Let the awfulness of America wash away as Canada's greatest gifts rain down upon us from the north, rendering the impurities of 2016 a problem we'll all deal with, like, later or something.
Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling — aka The Ryans, aka Canada Wet Gingermale, aka the Transcanadian DILF Squad, aka [cartoon wolf's eyes turn to hearts and pop out of his head while he drools] — met up at Sunday night's Critics Choice Awards and posed for some pictures for us grateful plebes to stare at lovingly when the going gets tough.
The only thing stopping this picture from melting your phone into a pile of searing, mangled technological garbage is the absence of fellow Great White Northern panty-ruiner Justin Trudeau.
OOF. Hi, Jus.
No one can blame y'all for losing it over these pics from the CCAs.
seeing ryan gosling and ryan reynolds in the same picture frame kind of makes my brain go haywire. — JJ Lee (@jj_lee) December 12, 2016
Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds in one picture — Nicole (@urmydream1) December 12, 2016
2 of my favourite actors, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling finally met last night! #CriticsChoice pic.twitter.com/OmZFusYI7M — Sarah | 135 DAYS (@Sarahwinterman) December 12, 2016
During last night's ceremony, Ryan R. (buckle up, bitches, I'm going to be using middle school abbreviations from here on out) was dubbed “Entertainer of the Year,” though both RyGuys welcomed daughter #2 in 2016.
Ryan G. went so far as to haul lady love Eva Mendes and his two little ones out to Hungary while he shoots “Blade Runner 2049” with Harrison Ford.
He told GQ in a recent profile,
Eva's the dream mother, and they're dream babies, and it's like a dream that I'm having right now. I'm dreaming it all. So I feel so lucky.
Similarly, Ryan R. gushed to ET about his oldest daughter's relationship with his and wife Blake Lively's newborn.
The 40-year-0ld said,
It's like an actually cohesive, working, functioning family. It's amazing to see my older daughter taking care of my younger one. The 'Lion King' was right! The circle of life exists.
BRB, my heart just exploded straight out of my chest and I have to clean it off this computer because it's on loan from Elite Daily.
Carry on without me.