Oh, hi Calvin Harris.
What do you have there? A six pack? That's cool, that's cool... We're just over here sweating over this thirst trap, no big deal.
But you deserve this, Calvin. It's like your life is one of those movies where the nerdy girl finally becomes popular and hot and realizes she doesn't need the jock boyfriend.
In this case, we guess Taylor Swift would have been the cool significant other? Sorry to bring that up if you're still salty about that...
In case everyone forgot, Harris used to look like this:
But you've come a long way, baby!
Needless to say, fans are taking notice. Like, a whole lot of notice.