WHEN I SAY ZAYN, YOU SAY MALIK. "ZAYN!" "MALIK!" "ZAYN!" "MALIK!"
WHEN I SAY LOUIS, YOU SAY TOMLINSON. "LOUIS!" "TOMLINSON!" "LOUIS!" "TOMLINSON!"
WHEN I SAY ONE, YOU SAY DIRECTION. "ONE!" "Shut the fuck up!"
OK, that game was fun.
If you're curious why we're cheering, then you clearly haven't checked out the explore feed on Instagram. Trending today, on this wonderful Wednesday, is a mashup of Louis Tomlinson's and Zayn Malik's new songs.
Yes, I'm talking a little "Just Hold On" mixed with some "I Don't Wanna Live Forever." Sorry Taylor Swift, you got the boot, and Louis is taking your spot.
Louis actually debuted his first solo song since One Direction's split at the UK X Factor finals. He performed his new hit with Steve Aoki, and it was pretty special.
OUR BOY IS BACK!
Zayn Malik also debuted his new song with Taylor Swift just a few days ago.
He shared a snippet on Instagram for "I Don't Wanna Live Forever." The sensual number will be featured in the upcoming "Fifty Shades Darker" movie. Spicy.
But as great as these two songs are on their own, what happens when we combine the magic?
Sex, that's what happens.
PURE, RAW SEX.
OOHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYY. GIVE IT TO ME, BOYSSSSS. Everybody listen to this.
Musical artist Eminik made the beautiful mashup, so he gets all the credit.
Obviously One Direction fans are going nuts. We haven't heard Zayn's and Louis' voices together since their On the Road Again Tour in 2015.
The people like what they hear, EMINIK. GIVE US MORE. ADD IN SOME NIALL. THROW IN A LITTLE HARRY. Liam's too busy having a baby, so we can leave him on the side.
So, I guess it's official then. Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik's mashup is the song I'll play at my wedding.
Now, all I need is a husband.