Nick Jonas Once Cooked A Dead Bird In His Pants

Look, I've never been a fan of camping or roughing it in the wilderness. In fact, if it ain't an air-conditioned room with a comfy bed and a television, I'm probably not going to be thrilled.

But far be it from me to tell Nick Jonas what to do.

Recently, Jonas, along with Jesse Tyler Ferguson from "Modern Family," joined the set of the "The Late Late Show with James Corden" to tell old James about the time he went off into the wilderness with the toughest son of a bitch known to man, Bear Grylls.

During his time on "Running Wild with Bear Grylls," Nick Jonas apparently had the privilege of shoving a dead bird down his pants in order to make sure he and Bear would have dinner for the evening.

Recounting this harrowing tale for James Corden, Jonas said,

I went to go pee, actually, and Bear was also going to pee, and he said, 'Oh, look what I found, our dinner!' And he pulled from where he was peeing, just off to the side, a dead bird. He brought it over and he said, 'Put this in your pants to heat it up!' So he literally stuffed the bird in my pants. Right here. A couple of hours later, we pulled it out and ate it. It cooked in my pants.

I mean, look, I think I speak for every man, woman and child when I say Nick Jonas is hot AF.

Bear Grylls is no idiot, so when he saw that dead bird just chilling, he knew Nick Jonas and his hotness would basically mirror the effect of a convection oven in terms of supplying the pair with dinner.

Is there anything Nick Jonas can't do? This man could melt ice with his words, and he can definitely cook a dead bird in his pants.

Citations: Nick Jonas Put a Dead Bird In His Pants (YouTube)