Madonna has more game at 58 years old than I've ever had in my entire life.
In fact, the badass pop star has so much game she successfully hit on James Corden multiple times throughout her "Carpool Karaoke" segment on Wednesday night, and we're super impressed.
Would you expect anything less from the Queen of Pop?
From the moment the show begins, it's obvious Madonna is planning on taking things in a sensual direction. First, she flexes her extremely limber leg in the front seat of Corden's car.
WE SEE YOU, MADONNA.
Almost immediately after the scene which both of them are showing off their shockingly impressive flexibility, Madonna basically asks Corden to get undressed for her.
I thought you were going to get undressed for me or something.
Damn, talk about living life in the fast lane.
It's obvious Corden is taken aback by the comment -- but don't lie, James, you'd probably take your clothes off if Madonna asked you to. Who the hell wouldn't?!
He responds, smooth AF, and says,
Well, you know, when you've got a body like this, it's only right to share it.
Madonna doesn't give up there, though.
Toward the end of the car ride, Corden asks the singer about her type in men, and shit gets awkward fast.
Like the majority of ladies, the singer wants a man with a sense of humor -- *cough, cough, James Corden.*
The comedian then asks if she's ever going to get married again, and Madonna flips the question by saying, "Are you unconsciously proposing to me?"
After Corden admits he's already married, the pop star questions him about his wife and then says "she's lucky."
LOL, WHERE IS THIS GOING?
Maybe it was a slip, maybe she meant to say it or maybe she's honestly happy for Julie, James Corden's wife.
Either way, she covers her tracks and says,
I think the best thing in the world is to be married to someone funny... all that's missing is good dress sense.
And back to the clothes. Just take the shirt off already, James! Do it for the Queen.