Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's romantic history is exhausting.
The on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again couple gives a new meaning to the phrase “shit or get off the pot.”
Obviously it's more complicated because the two have kids together, but still, usually this kind of thing gets worked out after a while. These two are milking their break-up like it was a dairy cow.
The potential couple took a vacation to Cabo recently.
Kourtney Shows Off Underboob In Revealing Bikini During Romantic Getaway With Scott https://t.co/HZFHY0ySIa pic.twitter.com/I3nleF9lvF — Moments Celebrity (@MomentsCelebs) November 14, 2016
So like, if they're trying to tell us they aren't together, this isn't working.
I think we should all take a second and acknowledge how hot this couple is.
It's nice to remind yourself every once in a while that no matter what you do in life you will never come close to the level of aesthetic perfection Kourtney and Scott have as a couple.
Speaking of "couple," WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!? Don't pee on our face and tell us it's a hurricane, you FRAUDS!
Kourt, I thought we were done with this!!!!
This feels just like when Daddy moves back into the house after Mom caught him texting his secretary but he now only sleeps in the den.
The internet is confused as hell about this all.
I pray everyday that Scott and Kourtney will get back together — (@BlEBERDELREY) November 14, 2016
A few thoughts:
1. This could all just be part of a "KUWTK" film thing. 2. Keep in mind, this happened right after Kourtney and Scott met Dream, Blac Chyna and Rob's baby. Could Kourtney be getting baby fever after meeting the newest member of the family? 3. Whether it's for ratings or because of that baby fever thing, I guarantee Kourtney gets pregnant very soon.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, KIDS!