Kim Kardashian Reveals She Drinks Charcoal Lemonade To Stay Healthy
If you chug a bunch of charcoal for eight months you can look like Kim Kardashian.
I think that's how it works. I'm not 100 percent sure, but it sounds disgusting and most healthy things are absolutely disgusting (RE: kale, SoulCycle, not eating an entire sleeve of Pop-Tarts as a meal).
Some of the things are kind of surprising. Some of them are pretty typical. One of them I had no idea was actually a food you could consume and not die.
Food #1: Snapple
Pretty standard stuff right here. Kim is as obsessed with Diet Peach Snapple as the rest of us. V relatable.
Food #2: Organic Prairie Turkey Breast
OK, turkey breast. This is, once again, pretty relatable. I eat turkey breast. We are the same person.
Food #3: String Cheese
OK, wtf? Why don't I look like Kim Kardashian? I eat all this crap.
Food #4: Pressed Juicery Activated Charcoal Lemonade
Oh. That's why. I don't drink rock smoothies. NVM.
Food #5: Bio-K Probiotic
I've never even heard of this drink. Drink? It's a drink, right?
Well, I'm not drinking charcoal. Back to that full sleeve of Pop-Tarts for me.