Kim Kardashian Reveals She Drinks Charcoal Lemonade To Stay Healthy

If you chug a bunch of charcoal for eight months you can look like Kim Kardashian.

I think that's how it works. I'm not 100 percent sure, but it sounds disgusting and most healthy things are absolutely disgusting (RE: kale, SoulCycle, not eating an entire sleeve of Pop-Tarts as a meal).

Kim Kardashian revealed on her app today the five foods she always keeps in the Kardashian-West fridge during a segment she boldly called "The Foods I Always Have in My Fridge!".

Some of the things are kind of surprising. Some of them are pretty typical. One of them I had no idea was actually a food you could consume and not die.

Food #1: Snapple

Pretty standard stuff right here. Kim is as obsessed with Diet Peach Snapple as the rest of us. V relatable.

Food #2: Organic Prairie Turkey Breast

OK, turkey breast. This is, once again, pretty relatable. I eat turkey breast. We are the same person.

Food #3: String Cheese

OK, wtf? Why don't I look like Kim Kardashian? I eat all this crap.

Food #4: Pressed Juicery Activated Charcoal Lemonade

Oh. That's why. I don't drink rock smoothies. NVM.

Food #5: Bio-K Probiotic

I've never even heard of this drink. Drink? It's a drink, right?

Well, I'm not drinking charcoal. Back to that full sleeve of Pop-Tarts for me.

Citations: Im really dedicated to my Atkins diet Kim Kardashian reveals she has added BioK probiotic and activated charcoal lemonade to her menu (Daily Mail)