Here's the advanced birds and the bees talk your parents never got around to telling you.
When two people are very much in love, and they've already held hands and put their mouth hole on the other person's mouth hole, then.... yadda, yadda, yadda... sex stuff.
Right! We nailed that lesson.
But there will come a time in your life when your significant other wants you to stay the night.
This is what we call a "Sexy Sleepover," or, as my former lovers call it, "Disappointing."
Thankfully, we have Khloé Kardashian to tell us how to get through these moments in our relationships.
Khloé took to her website to write a post called "What I Keep In My Morning-After Makeup Bag," and she gives us the low down on just what she brings when she sleeps over at a boy's house.
I would suggest an N64 and maybe some "Mario Kart," but apparently that is incorrect.
Khloé opens the post,
If you're planning on spending the night at your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) place you gotta be prepared, honey! There are some items I think you always need! Whether you've been dating your boo for a while and have a shelf in his bathroom or are going to a new guy's house for a movie night that may turn into more.
That's right... Trust me when I say "Netflix and chill" is never just "Netflix and chill."
She goes on,
If I'm spending the night at a guy's place, a toothbrush, toothpaste and deodorant are absolute necessities in my makeup bag. Being smelly is just not an option! I also carry a travel-size face wash, moisturizer and Summer's Eve wipes. I think every girl should carry the purse-size packs in their bag, even for after the gym!
*Singing.* "Summer breeze, makes me feel fine!"
*Learns what "Summer's Eve" is.* ...Oh.
The big question is, Khloé, do I take my makeup off and show these people just what a hobgoblin I truly am underneath?
I think whether or not you take off your makeup when sleeping over at your man's place is a totally personal thing. It depends on your comfort level and how long you've known the guy. I'll typically wash my face but still spot treat with concealer, use a little eyebrow pencil and mascara. There's no shame in getting all glammed up for a date but I wouldn't want to shock anyone too soon by taking everything off, LOL.
Thanks, Khloé! I have a lot more questions though. Like, when your guy's mom comes in screaming the next morning, how do you react?
Embarrassed because she caught you? Or shocked because he still lives with his mom and he's 30?