Try for once not to be a jealous beast when you hear about Khloé Kardashian's passionate, physical lovemaking with pro-baller boyfriend Tristan Thompson.
For all of us.
Koko asked her team to research astrological compatibility for a post on her app titled “Just The Tip.”
In it, she tells subscribers,
Uh… yeah… so is Khlo's actual current romantic partner, Tristan.
WOAH, all right.
Sex is physical, sure, but if there aren't emotional ramifications can someone please reimburse me the hours I spent in my high school health class, sitting through lecture after lecture about how sex can change a relationship while avoiding eye contact with every living thing in the vicinity?
It looks like Khloé's relationship with Tristan is still in the can't-keep-my-hands-off-you phase most couples hope to never grow out of, but always inevitably grow out of because time is cruel and love is fickle.
Then again, the two could decide any day now to pack up and leave this all behind.
Khloé already admitted, during an appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!", she loves the anonymity of Cleveland. She told the host about a trip to Target that left her thinking,
When Tristan isn't traveling with the Cavaliers, he can settle down in the Cleve with Khloé. They can meander through the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and hum Creedence Clearwater Revival songs softly into one another's ears.
Just... consider it.