Are you ready for the most random beef of all time?
Khloé Kardashian's best friend, Malika Haqq, has been going out with Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.
The issue is Malika has been really shady about her relationship, spending more time with Ronnie than Khloé and randomly disappearing without letting any of her friends know where she is going.
This all finally comes to a head on Sunday night when Khloé and Malika throw down during a hair session — a hair session OF TRUTH.
E! released a clip of the argument to get you in the mood for the upcoming beef-sesh awaiting us on April 16.
During the heated clip, Khloé asks Malika the question everyone has been wondering:
Where the hell have you been? I thought you couldn't come here today because you were with your boyfriend?
I told you I would if I could and I'm here. Look, you know, sometimes priorities — some things have to change, I'm sorry.
Malika then went on the offensive.
She claims Khloé pulled the same stuff when she and Cleveland Cavs star Tristan Thompson started dating.
During the fight, Malika made sure to point out,
Khloé understands, she got a man and her priorities changed, too. I took a back seat, the same way she's taking a back seat now.
By the way, yes. To answer the question you've been too afraid to ask out loud: The Ronnie in this story is Ronnie from MTV's "Jersey Shore."
This entire beef is over the fourth lead in a defunct MTV reality show about how HPV is spread in south Jersey.
Khloé, Malika and Ronnie shouldn't be fighting! They should be BONDING over how they all love the same thing: gym stuff
We shouldn't be fighting, hating and beefing. We should be gyming, tanning and laundrying!