Khloé Kardashian: Kourtney Wears 'Full Granny Panties'
Ever wonder what kinds of sexy lingerie and undergarments the Kardashian sisters wear? Me neither.
Just kidding. I have thought about it... once.
Apparently, Khloé Kardashian no longer wants to keep us in suspense about what she wears and doesn't wear as far as undies go.
The 32-year-old star recently took to her official website and app to talk about the kinds of underwear she typically sports. You know, because we probably wouldn't know.
In a post titled "I Reveal My Favorite Bra and Underwear Brands," Khloé stated,
I don't have period panties; I only wear thongs.
Uh. Cool? I mean, I guess I would've died a sad man if I didn't know that...
Khloé continued her tell-all session by revealing that Kourtney Kardashian wears "granny panties." She added,
Kourtney does, though! She'll show up to a workout and I'm like, 'Kourtney, are you wearing full granny panties?' LOL!
You mean THESE?!
Unfortunately, I'll never be able to erase the horrifying mental image engraved in my mind of Kourt standing before me in a pair of granny panties.
Will someone please slap me?
Fortunately, Kourtney has never shared a photo of herself wearing granny panties on the 'gram. Instead, she recently blessed us with a flawless, Beyoncé-inspired gold bodysuit photo... Much better!
Khloé, who is currently dating NBA baller Tristan Thompson, went on to talk about her bra of choice, explaining,
I actually never wear strapless bras. I just don't get them because I feel like they don't stay up. I'd rather just wear a bra with the clear fucking straps attached, LOL!
All right, so... Khloé ONLY wears thongs and never wears strapless bras. Kourtney, on the other hand, wears granny panties all the time. In her defense, she's the closest Kardashian to being a granny.
She has THREE kids. The chances of her being a grandma are statistically higher.
Khloé elaborated on her favorite bra brands, saying,
Lately, I've been obsessed with lacy bras and bralettes. My favorites are from For Love & Lemons, Are You Am I, Forever 21 and Anine Bing. Gooseberry Intimates makes my fave sexy bodysuits. It's the brand I wore to my Good American event at The Grove in LA.
There you have it, ladies.
That's everything you need to know if you're trying to channel your inner Kardashian underneath it all. It's time to fill up those online shopping carts!