Someone call Maury NOW.
Since the dawn of time (or whenever "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" first aired... you know, whatever happened first) there have been rumors, nay... hushed whispers that Khloé Kardashian was the offspring of Kris Jenner and (brace yourselves) OJ Simpson.
In fact, earlier this year, Elite Daily did an extremely advanced facial analysis of OJ Simpson and Khloé, and the results were interesting.
Basically, the comparisons all but spelled out these two words...
Am I saying that this is definitive proof that Khloé's glass is half full... of OJ? No, but I'm also not NOT saying that.
Well, the reality star recently shared a photo of herself with the Snapchat dog filter on Instagram and that's when all the drama started.
Of course, sometimes the haters just can't let people live without throwing shade or saying some really insensitive remarks.
One commenter wrote,
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back off, bub. That's a really inappropriate comment.
Of course, Khloé, a living, breathing Oscar Wilde, had a great line ready and waiting. She wrote,
Be still my splitting sides! Khloé's retort shows just how ludicrous these rumors are.
I'm so glad that Khloé can joke about this gossip. Seriously, she's the definition of class.
Now, this isn't the first time a Kardashian has laughed off rumors that OJ is Khloé's father.
When the National Inquirer released a cover with OJ that said, "I'm Khloe's real dad," Kim responded in a tweet,
Legally, Robert has claimed in a sworn declaration under oath that he had "four biological children."
You hear that? Four kids. That's Robert, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney.
Can we consider this case closed finally?