Kendall Jenner's Favorite Pickup Line Is Very Old School
What is Kendall Jenner's favorite pickup line?
If you guessed, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel and not just a Victoria's Secret one, either," like I did, you'd be very, very wrong and have no chance of getting her digits, loser.
Kendall took to her own personal website to finally put to rest the speculation over which smooth move you have to pull off to make your way into her heart.
Do you give up, all you pickup artists out there?
According to Kendall, her favorite pickup line is actually nonverbal. She wrote,
I know it's super corny and not technically a 'line,' but I totally love the classic movie-theater-yawn-reach. I would kind of love it if a guy did this to me, lol.
Well, there you have it.
If you've somehow managed to go see a movie with Kendall (may I recommend "La La Land" to set the mood), just do the ole "movie-theater-yawn-reach" and you're set!
In addition to writing about this "classic" move, Kendall also posted the following clip from "Grease" showcasing the very arm reach she's talking about.
Well, not exactly.
The move Danny tries to pull off mostly involves trying to squeeze Sandy's boob, which I really, really, really wouldn't recommend.
Totally not cool, Danny. You don't just grab someone's breasts in public. That's sexual assault.
I mean, there's a lot of terrible things that happen in the musical "Grease," far too much to unpack now.
But let's move back to my prior point: how awesome Kendall is.
But don't worry. Kendall is not the Lieutenant Dan of the Kardashians, and she still has use of both of her legs (for now).
Kendall and Kylie also crashed a Golden Globes After Party to eat some pizza, basically proving that Kendall and this guy *points to self* are the same person...
We both eat pizza, we both love award shows... um, and that's about it.
Still, that's a pretty strong starting point in terms of longterm compatibility, don't you think?