18 Celebrities Who Are Celebrating Chanukkah

Blah blah blah Christmas Cheer blah blah blah yule whatever blah blah blah Tim Allen in "The Santa Clause." Ugh, boring.

Listen, Christmas is fun or whatever, but it's overplayed.

Everyone celebrates Christmas. Celebrating Christmas is like enjoying General Tso's chicken. Of course you like it; everyone likes it. It's made to be liked.

You get gifts, you hear some stuff about Christ and then you get to eat a large ham or something. Bing, bang, boom.

Minus unpleasant talks with your Trump-supporting relatives, Christmas is an easy yearly event to love.

You know what's not easy? Chanukkah. It's eight days long.

Imagine doing Christmas for eight days. Sure, three days in you'd probably be ROLLING in holly jolly cheer, but I guarantee after five days you'll be praying for a swift and wintery death.

This article is a tribute to all those proud Hollywood Semites who stick it out for all eight days.

NOTE: I fully get that I am now just listing a bunch of Jews and it's super Schindler-y. Let's just forget that for a hot second.

1. Seth Rogen

You can ride the "Pineapple Express," just not on Shabbos.

2. Natalie Portman

"A long time ago, in a synagogue far, far away..."

3. Paul Rudd

Dare I say the goofiest Jew in Hollywood?

4. Mila Kunis

More like "Bad Jewish Moms!"

5. Andy Samberg

Everyone knows the island from The Lonely Island is located off the shores of Tel Aviv.

6. Daniel Radcliffe

Can you do magic on holidays or is it like driving a car and turning on the lights?

7. Rashida Jones

This is the most Jewish GIF I could find.

8. Amanda Bynes

Oy.

9. Jonathan Cheban

Food God still has to hit Rosh Hashanah services to pray to real god every year.

10. Zack Efron

...and his challah-board abs.

11. Dave Franco

It's only Dave Saturday night to Friday afternoon. Friday night to Saturday afternoon, it's David.

12. Jonah Hill

More like Jewnah Hill.

13. Gal Gadot

This Israeli dynamo was crushing it in the IDF before joining the "Justice League."

14. Jenny Slate

Marcel The Shell's proud Jewish mother.

15. Emily Ratajkowski

Emily *tries to pronounce last name* is such an inspiration to the Jewish people.

16. Ezra Miller

There aren't many Jews *takes off cool sun glasses* better than Ezra. *"CSI: Miami" music plays*

17. Adam Levine

He's actually my cousin.

18. Scott Disick

The second Kardashian Universe member on the list.

Happy Chanukkah, you beautiful chosen people!