Forget Shower Beers, Jessica Biel Eats Full Meals In The Shower

Jessica Biel eats food in the shower, because apparently that's a thing?

I'm not talking about just protein bars, either. I'm talking chicken, sausage, cereal, apples, coffee — all of these are confirmed substances Jessica Biel has apparently consumed while showering.

The 34-year-old actress revealed this on Instagram a while back, but elaborated on the habit to Jimmy Fallon on this Thursday's episode of "The Tonight Show."

I... I really don't get this, Jess. I just... eating? In the shower? Like, actual food?

In her defense, Jessica does have a pretty good excuse: her 1-year-old son with Justin Timberlake, Silas Randall.

The actress said,

This is just mom life. I don't know if anybody else does this, but I do not have time. I don't have time for anything! I'm feeding him in the morning, trying to get ready, I realize I haven't eaten and I just take it into the shower... You should try it! Sometimes it's a huge success, sometimes it's huge failure.

OK, OK fair enough, Jessica. I respect that you're a working lady raising a child. But I still don't get it.

Here's how it works, according to her.

Jessica puts her food on the shelf in the shower, which you can see in her original Instagram.

(I guess when you're Jessica Biel you have shelves in your shower.)

In the caption, she wrote,

Yes. I eat in the shower. I admit it. Chicken, apple, sausage and espresso. Try it. I dare you.

Then, as she demonstrated for Fallon, she just switches back and forth between eating and showering.

And she eats all kinds of things, too. Including cereal.

She said,

If you get a little water in the milk, not a big deal! You know what's tough, is like a sandwich.

And when Fallon asked just how many different foods Jessica has tried while standing under cascading water, she replied,

Tons. Sausage works great.

I'd like to know what Justin Timberlake thinks of his wife's eating habit. Personally, I'm not a fan of potentially consuming the water you are using to wash filth off your body.

But you do you, Jessica Biel. You do you.