I have this cute tradition on New Year's Eve where I down shots in the corner and black out.
While girls are covering their tits in confetti and taking Instagram pics against a sparkly background, I'm forcing an entire bottle of Bacardi down my throat and trying to forget my life.
Today I learned Jennifer Lawrence has a similar love/hate relationship with alcohol.
While appearing on "The Late Late Show with James Corden," the 26-year-old actress revealed she actually gets pretty wasted at parties.
In her words, she claims to be "no fun."
She told the host,
I get really overwhelmed by the amount of people, then I find two people and I imprison them and I trap them and I'm like, 'It's you and me.'
All right, so she's socially awkward. The world loves J Law for her quirks. Now, tell us something we don't know.
OK! Here ya go! Jennifer Lawrence actually got hammered at the Oscars, aka the classiest night in Hollywood.
One year for the Oscars, I think it was the 'American Hustle' year, I juice cleansed and then got really, really wasted.
J LAW GOES HARDDDDDDD. Sort of. She added,
Then something was smokin' and then I barfed, at Guy Oseary's house, I vomited, cheers Guy... I remember going up to Ellen Page and saying, 'I need to get in my car,' and she was like, 'Not my problem'... And I was like, 'Take me home Ellen.'
This sounds like me every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night of college, except Ellen is some ugly guy I met in the basement of a frat.
The 2017 Academy Awards are coming up in February, so I'm hoping J Law secretly pregames it.
That'll definitely make the show more interesting. I guess we'll be able to tell if she does!
If you can't wait until February to see J Law, be sure to check out her new movie "Passengers" in theaters this December.