Jennifer Garner Starts Rumors About Her Love Life: 'Brad And I Are Dating'
Love can't last in Hollywood, but jokes about divorce really can.
Yes, Jen, yes. Feed us that gossip stew. We want to get so full on steaming bowls of gossip we can't drag our stew bodies toward our phones and spread this news.
One of the cameramen stalking Jen asked, “You're dating Brad Pitt?!” because whenever we, as a society, dive face-first into a stovetop pot of goss, someone always has to verify.
The actress continued,
When gorgeous, successful stars are involved, anything — even a second chance at highly-publicized romance — can happen.
Jen and Brad could end up bonding over the harsh spotlight cast upon members of the Hollywood elite during a time of marital crisis.
In a recent statement, Brad stressed the importance of the wellbeing of his children throughout the separation.
He wouldn't have to make a statement like this to Jen. She already knows. During her split from Ben earlier this year, she told Vanity Fair,
Jen, Brad: The time has come to make an impossibly gorgeous version of "The Brady Bunch." Join your families. Buy a ranch-style home. Get a swing set. Slap it on some astroturf. Adopt a rescue dog.
This is your future.