I'd pay big bucks to see Hugh Jackman's dong.
And according to The Hollywood Reporter, if I'd snuck my way onto the set of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" (or probably just about any "X-Men" feature films), I'd have caught a glimpse of that super-powered penis for free.
If you aren't a fan of the comic book-inspired film series, just know that Jackman's character seems to shed his clothes quite a bit.
As the iconic mutant emerges from a water tank stark naked during a scene in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine," newly equipped with an Adamantium skeleton, he scampers off — balls out — without a care in the world.
While we do get a nice glimpse at Jackman's crack, his member stays hidden, despite going au natural and refusing to wear a "cock sock" while filming. Running around with your dick out on set was "just like college," according to the Australian actor.
Nudity is no issue for Jackman, and in an old 2009 interview with Howard Stern, the 48-year-old went into further detail about how a PG-13 movie was able to handle all that nakedness.
"You're not afraid to show your penis on film, are you?" Stern said to Jackman, who responded, "The only problem is the PG-13 rating, because...," before he stopped himself.
While there were plenty of unedited dick shots to go around, none ever made it into a final cut.
However, that didn't stop director Gavin Hood from presenting Jackman with a girthy gift at the conclusion of filming.
"When we finished the film, my wrap gift from the director [Gavin Hood] was a bag which had all the film cut off with my dick in it, " Jackman said. "So, I got frames of film, and I am looking, going, 'OK, hello!'"
Hello, indeed. Any chance you'd want to share those with the public, Jackman?
Stern, known for his naughty radio commentary, even asked the "X-Men" star just how much he was packing down under.
Jackman's response? "It's pretty good, I think. I'm fine."
"Fine" is a pretty loose term. I mean, are we talking a solid 6+ inches with some heft to it? Is "fine" just you playing coy because there's a goddamn baby arm taped to your thigh?
I don't have time for this, Hugh. Just take off your pants and tell me already.