I don't know about you, but the first thing I'm going to do when I find out I'm pregnant is buy overly large t-shirts and a Costco-sized tub of Ben & Jerry's, just to get myself ready to let my body go to a state worse than it is now and let that baby grow.
The 26-year-old wore a number of bikinis for the beach shoot where her flat stomach and cleavage were the highlight, which is normal for a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
But surprise! There was a baby growing inside of her the whole time!
Do you... do you think the baby was wearing a swimsuit inside her tummy, too?
I'm just kidding, I know that's not how reproduction works. (I just Googled it.)
Hannah, who appeared on the cover of the 2015 Swimsuit issue, is making her fifth appearance in the 2017 issue, which came out on Wednesday.
On Monday, she took to Jeter's website, the Players' Tribune, to announce they were expecting and how they want her to have a "normal" life.
Most of my parents' "You Had To Be There" stories are probably not as entertaining as hearing your dad was one of the greatest baseball players of all time.
Yeah... Uh. One time my dad wrestled a rotisserie chicken out of the jaw of an alligator because he accidentally dropped it in the bayou.