Lucky for us, that someone is Milo Ventimiglia, star of NBC's newest hit "This Is Us" and star of many a teenage girl's dream after appearing as Jess in "Gilmore Girls."
Seriously, insert the heart-eyed emoji here.
If you want to see Milo take it all off, you can fast-forward through the interview portion where he talks about his new show and go straight to Ellen's splash tank.
I know I did.
But getting Milo nearly nakey wasn't just for fun, it was also for a good cause!
Miley told the audience,
For the third year in a row, we're partnering with Ulta Beauty to raise money and awareness for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Totally worth it! Worth getting objectified.
Despite Miley saying she is a terrible arm, she hit the target on her second try and water was quickly dumped on the actor's head.
On top of that, her throw earned a $10,000 donation from the company.
With the "Gilmore Girls" revival almost here, many fans of Jess are wondering if Rory will finally smarten up and end up with the leather jacket-wearing, bookish bad boy.
Personally? I never really got the "bad boy" appeal.
Like, why don't you just act like you have a heart of gold instead of making me infer that you do, indeed, have one? I don't have all day to read your mind.
David Sutcliffee, the actor who plays Rory's father Christopher (ugh), already revealed that she won't end up with Dean. He told USA Today.
I know they're not going to end up together, but Rory and Dean seem like a good couple.
So maybe there's a better chance for Jess?
The four-part "Gilmore Girls" revival will hit Netflix on November 25. "This Is Us" airs on NBC Tuesdays at 9/8c.