Fetty Wap Arrived At Court With Over $100K To Pay $360 Fine
Looks like someone had the court going up on Wednesday.
Usually when you head to the courthouse over a fine, you have an excuse planned and ready to go in front of a judge.
"Your honor, these accusations against me are outrageous. I have no recollection of dancing naked near that convent!"
Occasionally, you'll have to fork up the fine to pay for your mistake (HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS A CONVENT?).
Well, on Wednesday the rapper Fetty Wap showed up to a New Jersey municipal court to pay fines related to his car that totaled $360.
That kind of sum may seem like a hefty price to pay, but not for Fetty Wap. He'd like to make it clear to the world that he could pay this fine 458 times in a row if he had to.
That's right, Fetty didn't bring just $360. He brought $165,000. This brings up the question of whether or not Fetty knows how much basic legal fines are.
He only had four motor vehicle fractions... WHY WOULD HE SHOW UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO FILL SCROOGE MCDUCK'S VAULT?
Although Fetty pleaded guilty to the infractions, he told reporters he couldn't remember which car had the charges,
I got like 12 BMWs, I got like four Ferraris, I got 17 Mercedes. And I'm a millionaire before I turned 26.
Wow, no need to brag. (Shhh, don't say that so loud in front of my dusty Civic. It gets jealous, Fetty.)
Fetty, I'm a 28-year-old thousand-aire so yeah, I think I'm doing pretty well for myself. *Weeps into a negative bank statement.*
While the thought of losing out $360 is nauseating, I know who the first person I'll call when I need someone to buy me a drink.