If you're curious how pregnant Candice Swanepoel is, you'll have to climb over her baby mountain to ask.
Do not stand there and pretend you don't know what a "baby mountain" is, as if it's not a term constantly used on the mommy blogs to refer to an expectant mother's stomach during a period of gestation. Duh.
The Victoria's Secret model shared a photo of her bump on Instagram on Sunday.
Though Elite Daily does not have an in-house doctor to verify, I feel confident, as a human with a currently uninhabited womb, eyeballing this picture and saying Candice's baby is ready to meet the world already.
On Monday, the 27-year-old posted snaps from a Safari-themed baby shower.
Decorations spelled out Anacã, an Amazon-dwelling bird that serves as Candice's son's namesake.
Anacã will be Candice's first child with her partner, Hermann Nicoli and, true to her profession, she's looked stylish as living F for the entire duration of her pregnancy.
What even is this madness?
Get. Out. Of. Town.
Moon goddess, OMG.
Knit. Magic. YES.
Candice, you are an inspiration in knee-high boots.