The rest of us are heading straight for our fattest stretch of 2016, but Blac Chyna won't be joining us for three months of eating our feelings while family members politely ask us whether we're still doing “that whole comedy thing.”
Chy shared a nude #TBT on Instagram Sunday, vowing to snap back to her pre-pregnancy shape after her daughter arrives.
In June, she told Snapchat followers,
Now, I didn't come here to dash dreams, but Chyna is 5'2” and kicked off this pregnancy in amazing shape.
Unless she meant “100 pounds” in an abstract sense, like, “I'm gonna gain, like, a MILLION pounds,” there's no way she's reaching that gain goal with only one bun in the oven.
The human body is, admittedly, an astounding organism, and we'd all be lying if we expressed zero interest in seeing a tiny woman gain and lose 100 pounds in such a short span of time.
The odds the "Rob & Chyna" star will be able to make that extreme a transformation in a way that's not life-threatening, though, are probably pretty low. Sorry. Deal.
Perhaps Chy plans to get fit chasing her two tiny puppies, Tilda and Cameron, around the house and under couches.
Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's family is expanding at an astounding rate -- they're up two dogs and, very soon, one full human being -- but it seems like the couple is prioritizing a healthy lifestyle amid a hectic schedule.
Two weeks ago, Rob shared his desire to "snap back" with an Instagram throwback of his own.
Looks like it's finally time to turn that tattoo on Rob's arm back to Jesus from, you know, a slightly chubbier Jesus.