Warning: If gazing upon underboob is against your hardcore religion, prepare to self-flagellate from now until the new year BECAUSE I GOT SOME SINS YOU NEED TO ATONE FOR.
Bella Thorne took to Snapchat to show off a beyond revealing outfit that nearly verges on nip slip territory.
More like "Blue vibes with dose underboobs," am I right?
We reported earlier how Bella Thorne actually suffered a major nip slip while she was out and very about with her really, oddly close friend Charlie Puth...
See what I mean?!?!
Of course, you see what I mean! Unless you're blind, in which case... um, maybe I can put some braille where her nipple is?
Yeah, never mind -- that plan sounds like it's ripe for a lawsuit.
In case you hadn't gotten your Bella-nip-slip fix, here's another saucy pic she posted to her Snapchat:
Hmm, it seems like the common denominator for these nip slips (or near nip slip slips) is this white shirt of hers that looks no larger than a nun's habit.
Never mind, I take it back. It's clear Bella's got some other shirts in her wardrobe that look like their bottom thirds were cut out by a paper trimmer.
It's like medieval chainmail, except it doesn't protect 87.3 percent of her body from being attacked with a war axe in battle.
In fact, this is the same outfit she wore at the iHeart Radio Y-100 Jingleball, which she attended with Charlie.
Sure, Bella Thorne looks great wearing this, but when I wear a cutoff t-shirt to a major public event, I get looked at like I'm nuts.
Well, I for one give major kudos to Bella. If you can rock this look, rock it all the damn time.
Meanwhile, I'll stick to my North Face oversized jackets until June.