Buckle up, boys and girls; the superstar of the century is here to slay your faces off, and his name is Big Red.
Once every hundred years or so, a performer is born who embodies all that it truly means to be a superstar: passion, magic, talent, charisma and a fireplace doubling as a stage.
The newest member of this elite collective is none other than 6-year-old Big Red, who posted a video of himself singing and dancing to Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" to his Facebook page, "Red Headed Persian Entertainer."
This kid clearly knows how to use the entire stage. You won't see him standing, knees locked, in the corner, focusing on one element of his performance. Big Red works all the angles, all the time.
He is willowy for a 6-year-old, so much so, it took me about 30 seconds to realize I was not, in fact, watching Swift herself.
What Swift lacks in high kicks and air punches, BR more than makes up for in what everyone (read: just me, so far) is calling the best music video of all time.
If this video leaves you wanting more Big Red, which it will, never fear. This tiny human has big dreams and is already on the road to fame.
BR's Facebook lists his interests as,
Singing, Dancing, Acting, making people SMILE
Mission accomplished, Big Red. Mission accomplished.
Shout out to #taylorswift #persianbigred #shakeitoff #wontstop Posted by Red Headed Persian Entertainer on Wednesday, August 5, 2015