When you're married to a hottie hot hottay like Ryan Reynolds, you're going to occasionally catch a glimpse of him chopping wood shirtless (“The Amityville Horror”), smoochin' Sandy Bullock (“The Proposal”) or participating in a sex montage without your fine ass anywhere in sight (“Deadpool”).
That's show business.
Blake Lively visited “The Tonight Show” to vent about the majorly awkward plane ride she sat through on Father's Day with her daughter, James, as the pair watched patriarch Reynolds enjoy a little mashed potato play.
She told host Jimmy Fallon,
It's kind of torture these days because I'm on a plane and everywhere I look, every screen, is my husband in a sex montage, throughout the holidays with another woman. Because everybody wants to watch 'Deadpool' on the plane, everyone. But, like, for 14 hours having your husband having, like, mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole… it's lovely. It's a cruel and unusual form of torture.
James, on the other hand, is more than happy to see her dad after some time away, regardless of the circumstance.
My daughter goes, 'Dada!' and she starts, like, hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him and he's not waving back and she doesn't understand why he's not waving back at her, because she thinks it's like FaceTime.
The next time you feel jealous of Blake Lively or her flawless glamour baby, remember you've never had to spend Father's Day watching your dad in a sex montage, you lucky sonofabitch.