Teenage film critic Jackson Murphy was living the dream on Sunday night at the Critics' Choice Movie Awards, but then that dream turned into a sweaty, adolescent nightmare on Monday morning.
He apparently captioned the photo,
Spent the night with @amyschumer. Certainly not the first guy to write that.
Schumer saw the tweet and responded to the teen for his unwarranted sexual shaming with a dig of her own.
Murphy took down his original tweet and apologized to the comic in two separate tweets, insisting he would “leave the comedy to [Schumer].”
Schumer forgave the critic because she is a merciful deity.
If Murphy is smart, he'll make an offering of baby penguins and gold coins at her altar, just to be safe.