How can you compete against Liam?
It's honestly unfair. He's not even a person as much as he's just a machine made by Simon Cowell to be unrealistically attractive to women.
He's super hot, has the voice of a male-Demi Lovato and, oh yeah, does quirky expensive stuff like BUY THE CAR FROM "HARRY POTTER" THAT HARRY AND RON FLEW IN “HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.”
Honestly, how are regular mortal men supposed to compete with this combination of looks, accomplishment and cute I'mJustLikeYou-ness Liam has perfected?
The One Direction member casually mentioned his purchase of the iconic movie car during a recent interview on BBC Radio 1 while fielding a question from a fan who wanted to know which Hogwarts house each 1D-er would be sorted into.
After some joking banter about which houses are the best houses -- Louis Tomlinson sends a big ol' goblet of f*ck you to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, by the way -- Liam offhandedly mentioned how he owned the car like it wasn't a big deal or anything. He said,
I bought the car and put it in me garden... You know the blue car... the flying car. I bought one because I'm a bit of a geek.
This isn't even the first time he's done something like this. Look at this infuriatingly beautiful "Harry Potter" cake he had for his 22nd birthday.
HE'S AMAZING. HOW DO YOU EVEN BEGIN TO COMPETE WITH THIS??!?!