This Fake Arm Selfie Stick Will Make You Look Less Lonely In Photos

For those of you who don't know, a selfie stick -- or "Idiot Flag" -- is a thing you carry around with you to help you photograph yourself.

These tools are, by definition, intended for lonely people who don't have friends to photograph them. Watching someone take a selfie with a selfie stick is like watching someone eat Thanksgiving dinner alone at Chipotle.

So a couple of designers thought they'd fix the problem with a "clever" invention.

It's called the Selfie Arm.

It's still in the prototype phase, but it should go into production soon. After all, you can't put a price on not looking sad and alone in pictures!

Look how much fun she's having! Everything is fine! No one is lonely!

Then the truth smacks you in the face like a bag of used dildos.

It's... a... selfie... arm.

Seeing a person using one of these in real life is more depressing than watching a train full of child actors crash into a bus full of lonely divorced dads.

Another fun perk of the Selfie Arm is how it looks exactly like a severed zombie arm.

Now all I see is the final scene of "The Titanic" if Rose went crazy and chopped Jack's arm off.

Never let go, Jack. Never let go.