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This Woman Gave A Guy A Blowjob In The Supermarket

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We've all been there.

We're waiting in line at the supermarket, tapping our feet in anticipation of checking out and stressed out of our minds because we're oh-so burnt out from shopping.

All we want to do is get ahead of the person in front of us.

Well, one customer took that yearning one step further by actually getting head from the person in front of him.

I'm dead serious. One grocery store got a whole lot grosser.

In a video that's available uncensored on Liveleak, one woman (um, how do I put this delicately?) orally serviced a gentleman in public while waiting in the checkout line, according to Metro.

Check out the extremely NSFW video below. But don't worry... Everything that needs to be blurred out is thankfully censored.

Although, to be fair, you might finish watching the video by screaming, "MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS EYES!"

Gross, gross, gross! *Goes on loudspeaker.* "Clean up on the checkout aisle!"

Well, I take that back. There was no climactic ending to the video above that would require any sort of disinfectant, or wipe-down... if you know what I mean.

One guy in the video even performed a cheers with the dude who was receiving the blowjob. If it were me behind him, I'd give him the cup and whisper,

Dude... Take this cup and put it over your exposed penis. Also, you're being filmed so... this might turn out really bad for you?

Also, can you imagine being the person ringing this guy up?

Nope. I'm not going to do it. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

During the video, one of the onlookers remarked off-camera,

It's going live.

Well, he was right.

The video has garnered a lot of attention on Liveleak.

I hope this serves as Exhibit A through Z as to why you should never do anything remotely sexual in public.

For starters, people are bound to catch you. Plus, literally everyone has a smart phone.

Your blowjob will end up online, and I will end up writing about it online as part of my job.

Citations: Man was given oral sex as he waited in supermarket queue (Metro)