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Doctor Raps About Safe Sex For Old People In Funny Video

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Apparently, old people are boinking just as much as the youths are.

On one hand, that's awesome because THEY STILL GOT IT.

But on the other hand, it's a little problematic because they don't seem to be as informed as younger people are on the importance of practicing safe sex.

That's why North Carolina-based doctor Shannon Dowler, MD, has decided to educate senior citizens on the importance of safe sex in the best way possible.

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I know, I know. You don't want to have visions of your grandma doing the dirty in your head, but if you're done puking over that image, allow me to continue.

The doctor combined her HILARIOUS sense of humor with her impressive rapping ~skillz~ to teach old people sex ed, using an informational remix of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby."

In the video, cleverly titled "STDs Never Get Old," Dr. Dowler (AKA "RapDktaD") spits some fire lines, including but not limited to “If you have a problem, lube might solve it, see your family doc if it doesn't resolve it" and "I'm RapDktaD, and I want to help you be free of herpes, AIDs and HPV."

But the best part for me (because I'm a nerd, sue me), was the MIND-BLOWING STD facts, like these:

"Seniors are at increased risk for STD's [sic] — weaker immune systems and hormone changes are just two reasons."

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Yep, your grandma is at a higher risk of getting AIDS than you are.

"Syphilis rates have more than doubled in men and women over 50."

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Over TWICE as high? That is actually insane.

"Chlamydia has risen 30% in seniors in the past 10 years."

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Also, can we talk about the dancing unicorn on the top left?

"1 in 4 people living with HIV are over 50."

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That's a quarter of them!!!

So next time you're visiting grandma, maybe bring her a few condoms in exchange for those yummy cookies she always bakes for you. It seems like she might be needing them more than you do. (Just to be clear: You BOTH need condoms — that was just an exaggeration.)

Like the video says, "Safe sex, baby."

And of course, there's no way I was going to leave you hanging at the end of this article without a chance to listen to the OG version of the song. Here's a little "Ice Ice Baby" for you:

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Citations: Family Doctor Raps Safe Sex Message For Seniors Over Vanilla Ice (The Huffington Post)