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Men Reveal The Worst Places They've Gotten A Boner, And It's Hilarious

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Guys, have you ever gotten boners in embarrassing places? I've often wondered if this is actually a thing that happens.

Lo and behold, it is. I feel for you, men.

Since I'm a lady, I can't exactly say that anything as embarrassing has ever happened to me.

But one time in the fifth grade, I had to stand up on a chair and put a poster up on the wall. As I was sticking it up with a thumb tack, everyone in the class started laughing at me. I wasn't exactly sure why.

That is, until I stepped down and realized my underwear was sticking out for the world to see. It was fifth grade, remember, so they were white and ugly Hanes undies.

It was a truly embarrassing experience, but I feel like getting a boner in public is still a million times worse (even worse than getting a woody when you're cuddling with your platonic friend that you claim you don't have sexual feelings for).

The thing just has a mind of its own, I suppose.

Recently, men took to Reddit to reveal the most embarrassing places they've ever gotten hard. We cherry-picked the funniest — and most bizarre — responses:

At A Work Event

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OK, But Actually, WTF?

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Nothing About This Is Holy

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I Kind Of Understand This One

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At Least It Wasn't The Olympics

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Dude, Of All Places?!

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