Sonja Lekovic

How Men Can Tell When A Woman Is Having An Orgasm

If you're a sexually active woman, odds are, you've faked an orgasm. And, if you're going to deny that, odds are, you're a liar.

HA! GOT YA, AND I GOT YA GOOD.

But, for every faked orgasm happening in bedrooms (and cars, bar bathrooms, public parks, beaches, pools and hot tubs) across the globe, there's also a real one taking place somewhere else.

Which begs the question: Can your boyfriend tell the difference? How does he know when you've really had an orgasm?

For instance, has he noticed that little twitch in your left toe when he's really hit a home run? Or, that jerk thing your knee does? Or the weird noise you make? Or that word you can't help but scream out every time?

Well, maybe your guy hasn't noticed your tell, but these dudes have definitely noticed their girlfriends'.

Here are the little signs and clues they've picked up on over the years that prove they've taken their GFs to pleasure town:

Her whole body shakes:

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She loses control of her legs:

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She clenches her butthole:

She stops breathing:

She gets wet:

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She makes a sound:

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She dies and comes back to life:

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She says something:

She queefs:

Her privates start to clench:

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Intense, indeed, @BigIrishBalls.

Honestly, I'm a big believer in throwing your guy a bone and faking it if it's just not going to happen.

I mean, why bother hurting his feelings unnecessarily? In most cases, it's not that he did a bad job or you're no longer attracted to him. It just means it's not going to happen tonight... which is OK.

But if this Reddit thread proves anything, ladies, it proves that guys ARE paying attention to your pleasure. Well, at least these guys are.

Then again, it would be pretty funny if all of these men had no idea their ladies were actually faking it the whole time...