You thought your sexting game was strong? PAH. You don't know nothing.
Forget everything you think you know about sexting, because I'm about to take you on one hell of a tutorial.
But be warned: Some of the following information may distress you (this is no place for the innocent). So, without further ado, it's time to sully your mind.
Let's start with an alarming fact: The gear emoji can be used for sexting purposes. Unexpected, I know.
Its hidden meaning is "cock ring." Still lost? Damn, you really are innocent. Maybe skip this story and read up on "Game of Thrones" or something...
A cock ring is a rubbery, doughnut-like ring with a small vibrator at the top. It's placed around the — you guessed it — penis for clitoral stimulation during sex. I'm glad we cleared that up.
Before we continue on our enlightening sexting journey, here's an emoji key made by Lovely (the makers of a lovely couples' sex toy) to help you out:
The best thing about sexting with emojis is it's cryptic. You're not going to get many questions from your mom if she notices two chickens and a couple of gears pop up on your iPhone screen.
OK, let's ease you into this. We'll start off with basic sexting:
Anyone can work out this cheeky chat.
You've probably seen this one before, too.
OK, how about this?
This fruity conversation stumped me for a little while, TBH.
OK, so there's not much there you haven't already seen, I'm sure. So let's dive in to the more ~advanced~ sexting techniques.
This is next-level niche sexting.
Major points if you can A) find signal on a plane and B) actually join the club.
Aww, this one's kind of romantic.
Congratulations, you have completed your training and have been promoted from sexting intern to boss-level playa.
Now you can kick your sexting game into the next gear.