Leave it to Twitter to divulge everyone's deepest, most intimate secrets.
If you think it's "I love you," playa PLEASE. You wrong.
Below are some of the most relatable and hilarious one-liners users are tweeting and we all can agree... "Yeah, that makes sense."
Some people immediately jump to sports references.
Makes sense. Sex is nothing if not physical, and we can all admit we've felt a little victorious OR like losers after playing an intense match of "smash the body parts."
These tweeters have their personal social and networking priorities in order.
Like any good millennial, these folks think about how they can use the situation to leverage themselves socially.
When it doubt, always always always turn to TV and movies.
You can never go wrong with quoting your favorite movie or referencing some mainstream media during sexy time.
For one, it will be another great way for you guys to get to know each other better based on your movie and TV preferences. Second, it shows you're in touch with pop culture and mainstream news — POINTS.
And lastly, you can always pretend you're joking around if it doesn't fly.
Loads of people make an immediate hard left from sexy time into food time.
Sex and food go together like... well... anything else and food, I guess. The folks below vary from straightforward to witty.
Then there's this girl, who either knows how to perfectly time a subtle joke or is actually a bleeding heart.
Either way, I'm buying what she's selling.
And this poor bloke just looking to fill up his calendar.
Everyone knows there's no such thing as too prepared.
As for me? I like to go with a good old high five and a nap. But hey, to each their own.