Candice Jalili

These Crazy Texts Exchanged Between Hook Up Buddies Will Make You Cringe


The noncommittal nature of the hook up culture has a funny way of making even the most sane of us all go a little bonkers.

I mean, think about it. You like someone, you've been ~intimate~ with them, you talk all the time, but they STILL reserve the right to drop off the face of the earth at any given moment.

You can't talk about what you are too soon without being a psychopath, so that definitely isn't ideal either. It is all a very sad and confusing predicament our generation has been inflicted with. But it makes for some pretty hilarious screenshots.

And, yes, we are going to take the time to laugh at these freakazoids for totally and completely losing their cool, but we also have to take into account the fact that if we already haven't been these people at one point or another, odds are we will have our moment in due time. So, let's not be too hard on them.

Anyway, I asked people to share with me the most PSYCHO texts they have ever exchanged with a hook up buddy. And, let me tell you, they did not disappoint.

There's this guy who finally just decided to put all his cards on the table.

— Marie*, 22

There's this guy who is suddenly much more open to the concept of being exclusive.

— Alexis*, 22

There's this girl who just could not stand to be stood up.

— Caroline*, 22

There's this guy who swears he didn't even want to hook up.

— Olivia*, 24

There's this guy who just wanted to cuddle.

— Leah*, 23

There's this very open cyber stalker.

— Allison*, 23

There's this guy who just CANNOT take a hint.

— Gigi, 25

There's this guy who keeps a very organized timeline of events.

— Jen*, 22

There's this guy who's super into panties.

— Marie*, 22

There's this guy who just wanted a little bit of honesty.

— McKenzie*, 23

There's this guy who just CANNOT with the "hahas" and smileys.

— Marnie*, 22

Hope these bad boys made you feel better about that kind of weird text you sent after that extra tequila shot last night.

* Name has been changed.